English Admin – Learning funny news item. This is a really funny news. How comes? A group of cows entered the room where the party was on. But that was the news, anything can happens unpredictably.
A news can be very funny. Let’s see the following example of a news item text. This reported news is really unusual and funny.
Cows Crashed A Party – An Example Of A Really Odd Thing News Item Text
BOXFORD, Mass. – Six cows crashed a party in Massachusetts and stole the beer.
The cows escaped from a nearby farm and headed straight to the graduation party. One of the attendees called 911. The homeowner told his daughter the revelry had gone too far. “She came inside and said, ‘Dad there’s a cow outside,’” Kevin Spencer said. “And I says, ‘That’s it. Party’s over.’”
Police said the cows were actually drinking the beer left on the picnic table. “They enjoyed it. They went right for the beer,” Lt James Riter said. “When one was done they’d knock another one over and take care of that beer.” Officers steered the cows back to their farm.
This example of news item text is taken from kgw.com
Generic Structure of News Item about Cows Crashed a Party
Now let’s see the generic structure of that funny news item sample.
1. Newsworthy event: What have known firstly is about a group of cow entered the party room
Six cows crashed a party in Massachusetts
2. Background events: What happens next and what happened before that
Event 1: The cows escaped from a nearby farm and headed straight to the graduation party.
Event 2: One of the attendees called 911.
Event 3: The homeowner told his daughter the revelry had gone too far.
3. Source: Is the news true? How can we believe it? A proofing source is needed
“They enjoyed it. They went right for the beer,” Lt James Riter said.
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